A nun walking home, badly needed to use to the bathroom, but nothing was open except the local Hooters, so she walked in.
The place was packed and it was hopping with music and loud conversations and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when they saw the nun, the room went silent, so silent that you could hear a pin drop. The nun walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘Sir, may I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, ‘Sure thing, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.” Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun. So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’
Well, now everyone knows you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’ ‘No thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’said the confused nun.
‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?